Little Ronnie And Alice Cooper?! Surely THAT is just wrong?!!

At home feeling tired and worn out and sorry for myself! Off to have a nice hot baaaarth. Mmmmm.

Sometimes The Wrong People Say "I am a golden god!!!" The Wrong Way And Then The Film Is Completely Ruined
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Matching Pyjamas IS Funny

Fucking hell I am *so* knackered! I have been on the move since Friday evening although I got to stay in a lovely hotel room on Friday night and my friend Olliekid's room on Saturday which was hosted by Pete, who is a cool dude and a half so mustn't grumble too much!

Freeeezing!!

Today it is REALLY fucking cold. So why has my normally incredibly reliable WeatherPixie gone wrong on me! Look at her teeny clothes and smile! It's FREEZING woman! Put on a woolly hat!!



Win The War Against Spam

I sound like an advert, but I was getting about 8 million junk emails a day, and Microsoft Outlook couldn't handle it so I downloaded this .exe that I saw on BBC News 24 last night called Mail Washer and it fucking rules!! It weeds out all the spam and is synchronised to your email programme and mail server so it's well easy to use! I am very chuffed but it is early days yet so let's see how it goes eh?!

In Other News

Email from Rob which lets me know he's alive and well and trying to get a job in Dublin. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for him!