One of my LiveJournal; colleagues recently published a blistering diatribe on the faults of Gary Wilmot. Now believe it or not I used to LIKE Gary Wilmot. He used to make me laugh in the Eighties, he was less of a luvvy then and more of a comedian and was considerably more "dahn with the kids" than most of the presenters of the generation. Then all of a sudden the cheeky chappy I used to know and love made a comeback! Sadly he came back as some mediocre Michael Ball type musical nonce which really upset me.
The same thing happened with me and Tom Hanks. I loved Tom Hanks in Big, and then he went all worthy and started doing films like Philadelphia and Forrest Gump totally ignoring his comedic roots and original fan base, VERY disappointing!
Why do they do it? Stay funny! Funny is good....funny is fun!!
Sleeping with a boy will not make him fall in love with you, or even make him like you any more than he did. If this is the only reason you fell into bed with him you will be sorely disenchanted I fear. I would suggest you simply enjoy the ride. Expect only an awkward stilted conversation post ejaculation and you shall never be disappointed.
Anyone who can get in an arse with people for whispering and kissing are ridiculous.
Don't use this word lightly you fucks.
It means not betraying your girlfriends by cheating.
It means not slagging off your brother to almost strangers.
Take note.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita Bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay taranella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming Signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore
(When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita Bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's amore
(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)
That's amore
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