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Thursday, February 19, 2004

Today I wish I could...


Make/design websites. I would go on a course but I am already committed to doing my English Lit degree now.


Today I want to go on a date with...


Michael York from his Logan's Run/Musketeer days


Masterful!



Today's Best Insult Is...


You Zygote!!!


Mean Streets of Marylebone


Whenever I tell a cab driver to "Take care" I mean it. Them streets are dangerous!


Morris Dancers!!


I have to see some Morris Dancers soon! I am having withdrawal symptoms. Hopefully on my summer holiday to Devon and Cornwall (home of King Arthur and his court) I will see some. (Crossed fingers!)


Springtime Frolics!



Amazing!


I did this wacky test (thanks Ms Apps!!) and it describes your idea man and it exactly described my favourite body type! Oooo (same as Mark's form)


Your Favorite Body Types

One type of body that you especially liked is scientifically called an "Ecto-Mesomorph," which is a fancy way of saying that you like lean, muscular guys. These guys ran track in high school and still may run marathons every year. Their narrow body frames and long legs support tight, sinewy muscles. He has a prominent chest and a narrow waist, which creates the V-shaped torso some see as the "ideal" male frame. If you like nice pectoral (upper chest) muscles, flat stomachs, or even six-pack abs, he's your man. His biggest complaint is probably that he has difficulty bulking up with muscles or putting on weight (which he'll probably tell you about while eating a hot-fudge sundae). These men make up around 20% of the single population. Keep your eyes out for signs like narrow necks, Adam's apples, angular or chiseled facial features, flat butts, and relatively long arms and legs. At about 5'10", they tend to run about 145 pounds, and rarely ever gain over six pounds.


And THEN they got the Nose Type right too!

Nose Type

You have an eye for men with attractive noses. You seemed especially interested in men with what's called a "Button" nose. These noses tend to be short in length, with a small bulb or "button" at the tip. From a profile, button noses turn slightly upward at the tip. Even though you liked men with a variety of nose types, you seemed especially drawn to men with a "cute" and approachable look, which button noses tend to convey.

(Mark and I call these noses "dinosaur noses")

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