Under pressure to blog

Lara is pressurising me to blog today. I wanted to wait until I had piccies of my all new hair but she is SO demanding! Thank God I don't have a cock or she'd probably have pressured me into nobbing her and then would make me her boyfriend through manipulation and guilt trips!

Hmmm, Lara as a girlfriend. There's a whole black comedy/porn movie/tragedy/farce movie script in there somewhere

;)

Hmm, porn. Would I do it? Yes if I could pick the set up, lighting, camera angles and the boys I was to copulate with. Especially if I got paid LOTS of money. My porn name would be Raven Boffer.

Today Oli (he of past Dr Who scarves faux pas and ungentlemanly conduct - check the archives) called to ask me for guest list to White Heat.

Yeah. Right.

Why the fuck does he think he deserves guestlist? Certainly not for the two or three romps we shared, (I can't remember they were fairly unremarkable), the total of all being UNDER ten minutes?!!! Another example to add to my "Boys with big knobs think they don't have to make any effort theory."

Actually that little rant makes him sound worse than he was. (I didn't know how bad any of them all were to be honest until Mark came along and blew them all away with a 3 hour, ball-breaking*, Oscar winning performance.)

But I digress - Re Oli : I still don't understand what he thinks our "relationship" is though and why he thinks he can tap me for guest list places. For one he doesn't act like a friend and two, re: the ungentlemanly bit - that's not a nice thing to do is it?

Anyhoo that is my update for today - and you can thank Lara for its complete randomness!

White Heat tonight!

love Raven Boffer xxx

*quite literally!

PS Prizes for whoever guesses the setup and porn partners I'd chose!