A funny thing happened to me yesterday and I remembered it specially to tell everyone in LJ land.

It was late at night and I popped the Ashton Kutcher interviewed by Vernon Kaye video in and reached down by the side of my bed for my friendly pink sparkly vibrating friend when my fingers touched something of a similar shape, but definitely not my vibrator.

I leaned out of the bed to look, and there lying innocuously next to said sex toy was a perfectly cock shaped parsnip. They lay there side by side. Parsnip vs buzzing dildo.

I'm sure it would have been a very poetic moment had I not been instantly embarrassed and enraged at Tristan, who of course, was the Parsnip procurer. That means his gaze rested upon a toy that has been more intimate to me than some one night stands.

Suggestions as to how I should deal with him tonight?!