Surferosa are supporting The Killers in the States. I told you they'd be huge. Maybe they still WILL be! I am listening to Blur's London Lights and it reminded me of Surferosa...bizarre.

Last Friday I went for a casting to be a catwalk model for the designer Noki, (also known as JJ), it was my first casting and it went well. I think The Bear was a little freaked out when I stripped to my bra and panties to try on my creation and afterwards, when the stylist (Madame Olympia Dior herself) picked my self imposed wedgie out from my butt cheeks, but he did well. And so did I. On the 24th September I shall be tripping down the catwalk at the V&A Museum as part of Noki's show. (Tripping being the operative word.)

My breasts are full and rotund at this time of the month and my arched back and long legs must have impressed him sufficiently, along with my deer-like* stumble to the other side of the room when he asked me to walk for him, as I shall be wearing a mask. (Stop that sniggering in the back!)

It's important for me to keep my life exciting and the focus firmly on ME. Hence things like TV appearances, modelling, promoting, bear-keeping and festival going keep me engaged and floating high above the treadmill of the daily grind. Any suggestions for What Mira Did Next, should be forwarded to my comments box. It could be like a budget Duncan Dares. (Nothing involving sharks please, I belong to the "Blood Crazed Killing Machines That Eat Their Own In The Womb? Cull Them To Genocide" lobby when it comes to those scary motherfuckers.) So, suggestions to help me lead an abnormal life please.



*This reminds me of an occasion when I was wounded at the heart when Ex and I had just split up and I saw him at a birthday party with his new Swedish girlf. I was among one of the last of those to leave, a mourning veil clouded my brow and the grey cloud had not left my shoulder all evening. A lovely boy came up to me and said "Oh Mira - you look so fragile like a gazelle". He took me home and when I broke down and was sad he put on a pair of red shorts, his Baywatch shorts to cheer me up.