Early Morning Happenings

The whole house was braced for a visit from the plumber today having been warned by the estate agents they were coming. We were all lying half awake listening for his arrival - it was a very strange vibe.....

Anyhoo - I heard a knock on the door so tiptoed to open it to discover Tristan standing there looking sheepish. He'd forgotten house keys and his travelcard....I found this endearing (I think he looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle) and also I was relieved that other people can be as ditzy as I am :)


Cute!

OK, All Calm Now!

I am imagining a deserted beach with waving palm trees (I wave back) and a little table set up for me with a laptop and look! I am playing a MUD game and am winning! Level 89 and just recovered Excalibur, and lo! what's this? A cute little naked Mark is running towards me from the surf...grrrrrrr!!

Happy days, but here my fantasy becomes X-rated, use your imagination you pervies! Heeheehee


Grrrrrr!!!!




Jesus H Christ. Olly Really Is An Odious Little Shit

What did he do this time? you the faithful reader will be sighing to yourself.

Well as you all know the fuck nugget messed me around like a wanker and then slated me to mutual friends saying I stalked him!

Well HELLO OLLY - YOU MADE OUT YOU LIKED ME SO YOU COULD GET INTO MY PANTS! When he decided he didnt really like me he handled it by being really cagey and a twat.
NOT ONLY THAT - I once accidentally left underwear at his place, and it was dirty and messy (girls get messy underwear at times yes) and rather than put it away or give it back or even wash it god forbid, HE TOLD PEOPLE I LEFT THEM THERE ON PURPOSE TO GET HIM IN TROUBLE and SHOWED THEM TO HIS FRIENDS!!

My dirty smalls!! What a fucking charmer.

So today the cheeky twat texts me asking me to bring his tshirt to the club promising me he'd bring my Soulwax one. So I took it with me and when I gave it to him he said "Oh I've forgotten yours" and then went on asking about a (shitty) L'Acoste jacket he leant me to which I replied

"I dont know where it is and to be honest I'm not gonna go out of my way to look for it" To which he replied
"Well I told you it meant a lot to me I got it in France and you promised to give it back"

Hmph!! Well YOU Mr Knob Jockey Olly told ME a lot of things that was utter lies and bullshit - which I could have mentioned. All I said was

"Well you should have thought of that before you treated me like shit and showed my underwear to all your mates"

Then I stropped off. If I do find his pikey ass jacket I'll burn it and send him the fricking ashes!!

(Sorry for all the swearing mum!!)


Olly pictured below....wearing the fetching glasses. I KNOW! I was going through a stage where manky body rashes and oversized facial features appealed to me

Ladies beware the twat pictured in glasses above.

Oi! Longhair!!!

All of Antihero seem to have grown their hair with varying results. Being more hirsute certainly makes them look less like little boys and more manly which is a bonus when you're trying to sell rock. The chicks need to be able to smell the testosterone and the men need to be able to watch the band without feeling the unease of a band being so clean cut they're almost too pretty.

Well, this is my take on things anyway. They all look like they are better fed at the moment too. Maybe they moved back home.


Evil Messageboards

The worst insult I ever got on a messageboard was

mira manga fingers her dead dads arse

from when I was in the band Disco Pistol and the evil monkeys THEN went on to suggest that the water guns they had been squirting me with had had wee in them. Noice!

It didn't change the fact that I was the one on the Melody Maker/NME (?!) stage playing Reading Festival and they weren't. And I was pretty certain I didn't finger my dead dads arse. (For one thing my dad was alive!)

The internet is an arena where the tenacious and persistant will always win. Anyone who sits unblinking at a monitor waiting for someone to respond to their evil mesage so they can hit back with an even nastier reply is not gonna slink off quietly.
Anonymity is the best weapon of the bully or web troll. It's very hard to find out who's posted what online - especially if your boards dont post I.P. numbers.

The point of this little essay is that there is no point in even responsing to slanderous/hurtful/evil posts as it will just go on and on and as human beings love controversy and gossip your web pages will become busy with "Slagging Off Matches Tourists" who will add to the whole conversation until it becomes a huge, sprawling, shenanigan of an event which makes all concerned look very, very, silly.

Hereth the lesson ends for today.

Your faithful authoress

I'm gonna put you out of your misery.


My top three crushes.........

1. Ashton Kutcher


2. Viggo Mortensen ONLY as Aragorn

3. Tom Welling ak.a. Superman in Smallville

Tom Welling has a dinosaur nose and an amazing body which makes me drool like a puppy....I cant wait for his new film to come out, cos wait for it...!!! HE CO STARS WITH ASHTON KUTCHER!!!!!!!!!!! plus its a Steve Martin film so it'll totally rule anyway!!!!
(many thanks to the cool website I got this sexxxy image from!!)
This is my favorite review of it I have read so far...........

Re: THis MOve Rocks
by - sk8terdude 2 days ago (Thu Jan 8 18:46:27)

Dude, this was movie was AWESOME!


Return of the Austrians

Cameran are back...Hmmmmm what can I say? They are staying at another well meaning wanna be manageress' house as we speak...ohh I feel sorry for her. The moment they get a sniff of interest from anyone else they'll fuck her over like a shot.

People Cameran have used and/or fucked over

Johnny Simon
Me
Thomas Z (a complete God of a man - a good, honest, true person with the form of Adonis)
Susie
Georg their old singer

Oooh doesnt that make me sound bitter?!!


Things To Do In 2004

Simon Bookish & Corporation Blend confirmed for White Noise on 27th January.

Woof woof!!!




Quiz of the Day

Surprisingly accurate this is a cool quiz - see your HTML colour


Weatherpixie!

Sunny but chilly - get your longjohns out!