Your Bum's In My Face And I'm In Danger Of Having A Hula Hoop Whack My Head!!

I scared little Tristan today hence header. I have become more self concious about my "headlines" as in my LiveJournal syndication they are fairly incongruous compared to most peoples diaries. So apologies - but they're here to stay!!


Talking of Hula Hoops...

I'm setting up a UK Hula Hoop resource webpage (hopefully) on my friend Tom's website. He doesn't know this yet, I know he worries about bandwidth - but then I can't see a Hula Hoop Resource Site becoming THAT busy. Unless I become mega famous or something!!! *excited face...slowly droops as reality kicks in* Ah well, I guess Tom really WILL have nothing to worry about. Watch this space for details!! (I know you're as eager as I am!!!)


incongruous

in?con?gru?ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-knggr-s)
adj.

1. Lacking in harmony; incompatible: a joke that was incongruous with polite conversation.
2. Not in agreement, as with principles; inconsistent: a plan incongruous with reason.
3. Not in keeping with what is correct, proper, or logical; inappropriate: incongruous behavior.

I Am

Which tarot card are you?

I knew I had mystical powers!!!! That webpage incidentally also sells those pendants and I was so tempted to buy mine! Must - resist - spending!! Argh! What a nightmare!!!

Whatever Happened To Chivalry?!!

OK, so back in day I knew a guy called Oli. Spelled O.L.I. I know, isn't it dreadful?!

Anyway - he bumped into Jack last night, and when Jack said "Do you know Mira?" he replied smugly "Yeah I shagged her!"

What is that?!!

He's got nothing to be smug about for a start (two pumps and a squirt plus clumsily falling off the bed) but I thought we were now friends! I didn't like what he had done so I just called him and berated him.

I told him that it was nasty to say stuff like that and I was disappointed cos I thought that we were friends and stuff, and he said "sorry" and stuff we had a few seconds small talk and that was it. Hopefully all cool.

And as I sat here huffing and puffing, a slow creeping feeling made its way up into my brain, and I realised why Charlie may not have appreciated my introductions at the After Skool club.

I learned a lesson today people.

Manga xxx

Have any of you heard of Dibidim? Another Norwegian act that might come play White Heat.

I got a mention in this week's White Heat email, well the hula hoops did. You can't ask for more than that eh?!

Big Bro

I have been talked out of Big Brother auditions this year by Mark, my dad and Thomas. I got down to the last 20 last year. They took a polaroid and sent me to see the psychiatrist and everything. This year they wanted applicants to go queue up with a 10 second chance to make an impact before the next person comes along. I was fretful this morning that I hadn't gone until I saw what the weather had been like. Yucky.