The Big News

Well, those of you that know me may have noticed I've gone up from a 10 to a size 12 recently...there's a reason from that OTHER than me stuffing junk food and that is that I am pregnant!

Shocking I know...wish me luck!

PS Seems a bit trite now, but Fong, eat this!!


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What Math Taught Me

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Another Yummy!

I forgot!!

Ashton was on TV last night on the Jay Leno show. OH MY GOD is that boy hot! I had company at the time and I had to do everything in my power NOT to scream and jump up and down and rip my shirt off in dazed lust and slaver all over the screen. Not only that but he was talking about the time that he 'hypothetically' tried some Viagra and explaining how big his cock got and how it felt! Jesus, that damn neared killed me!!

Lara if you ever meet Ashton you and I are finished!!!

Yummy!

Two nice things happened today

1) I won two tickets to see Shaun of The Dead (dunno who I will take & will have to get off work early) but cool!!!

2) There is a lovely sparklie shiny happy picture of me in the Spring edition of the "Lush Times" on page 23 taken when I was dressed like Fairy Jasmine with big breasts!

If you are reading this COME to Surferosa tonight at White Heat!

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