MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN!!!!!!!!


THIS MORNING I GOT THIS MESSAGE

-----Original Message-----
From: Stephen Dodd [mailto:SDodd@laid.uk]
Sent: 22 April 2004 13:36
To: (Here was a list of email addresses ONE of which I noticed was @channel4.com)Subject: RE:


hows youre last afternoon going hun?

Dont suppose you could email this round everyone you know could you?

Club is wicked at the moment so hopefully see you this Saturday.

Steve xx



THEN SOMEONE REPLIED TO THIS MESSAGE WITH THE FOLLOWING

Julie [IWORKAT@Channel4.co.uk] wrote:
How rude.... tis my birthday and everyone should go to collideascope this saturday.

meh.



I NOTICED HER ADDRESS AND WROTE HER THIS EMAIL

-----Original Message-----
From: Mira
Sent: 22 April 2004 14:11
To: Julie [IWORKAT@Channel4.co.uk]
Subject: RE:


Hi Julie

I am Mira mates wiv Jo, could you order me a copy of something frm the C4 archives at all? I can pay if needs be?

Mira xx


AMAZINGLY SHE WROTE BACK WITHIN MINUTES!!!

Julie [IWORKAT@Channel4.co.uk] wrote:
Depends what it is! Can get a copy VHS if still here but anything proper copy wise has to be ordered through the shop.. what is it youre after?


I REPLIED HYPERVENTILATING WITH HOPE!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Mira
Sent: 22 April 2004 14:17
To: Julie [IWORKAT@Channel4.co.uk]
Subject: RE:


Hi! I wanted the Vernon Kaye interviewing Ashton Kutcher segment from T4 this Sunday?

I will pay good money (both for cost and to say thanks to you!!!)

mira xxx

(yay!)



SHE WROTE BACK LIKE A DECSENDING ANGEL OF GLORY AND TRIUMPH

VHS ordered and should be on its way. Send me an address to send it to, I'll forward it when i get it. no money necessary. If you havent got it within a week or so, email me again, remind me to chase it up.

Julie

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last song I heard being played was Theme From Ghostbusters. Then I left.

Last night I returned to my old alma mater the night time indie club that is my beloved Candybox. I arrived late, around midnight and was horrified to see a seething pit of sweaty flesh and too many Swedish girls. Perhaps Candybox has always been like this and I just haven't noticed.

Walking through the dancefloor (which reminded me of the crush before the main stage at Reading Festival), I forgot the golden rule DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ANYONE! I was approached by any number of perspiring prospective Romeos grinding against my unsuspecting arse and writhing against my (plumped up at the moment) boobies.

I eventually saved myself by standing inbetween two snogging couples. Their slobber kept everyone else pretty much away and I manouvered my human shield over to the bar.

A little later in the evening I met a pretty young boy who thought I was 20! Hehehehe.

He was 16.

Questions By Lara

Q1. What was your favourite age and why?

This grand old age of 27, cos I am finally content and happy and not hurting anybody and that is not a bad thing believe!

Q2. What's your biggest regret

Hmm probably the whole messy situations I got myself into with various boys and the hurt I caused people I loved. I lost my soul back down the line somewhere and it took too long to get it back. If I hadn't met my angel saviour and moved in with NICE people, I'd probably be in a mental institute by now.

Q3. Would you trade in all you have for a night with Ashton Kutcher?

This is a terrible question to ask. But lets face it, who wouldn't!?


Questions By Zoo

Hhhhmmmmmm..

What things to ask the Mangatron…..

Let me thinky thinky think think….

1. Roughly, how many times a day do you think you touch your own boob(s), whether by accident or on purpose?

Inadvertantly sometimes when I am comforting myself maybe 3 or 5 times a day, when I get home and take my bra off loads. About 20 times a day I reckon...is that weird?

2. When it comes to it, which can you truly say you are: a cat person or a dog person?

Cat person, I cant bear stinky dogs - at least cats wander off to do their business and you don't have to walk in the wake of a messy dog shit. Nasty.

3. Do you use a calculator or can you do sums in your head?

I prefer to do the mental arithmatic - even if it takes longer.


Questions By L'il Black Cat

1- What is your all time favorite memory to visit when you are feeling blue?

Resting by a mountain path in Hawaii looking out at the ocean

2- If there was a war and we had to cut back on luxery items, and you were told you were only allowed one luxery beauty product for the next ten years, what would you take?

Thats easy my Yves Saint Laurent Touche Eclat.

3- Have you ever been in love with someone that didn't know you loved them? Did you ever tell?

No, I've always told them.

Please Please Help

If anyone taped Aston Kutcher being interviewed by Vernon Kaye this morning I will buy the tape from you pay for the postage and love you forever. You DONT understand how close to my ultimate fantasies this interview was. And my evil housemate didnt bother to come get me!!!


EVIL!!!!