I had a really interesting evening last night, I headed down to Malet Street to ULU and did some psychology trials on attention and concentration.

The woman running the tests is a lovely woman who needs 160 tests done in all! So if any of you would like to be paid £14 for an hour's work let me know and I'll hook you up.

It was so nice to actually USE MY BRAIN in some way that when I got home I was buzzing and happy and all excited.

Did you guys all experience the thunderstorm?!! Cooool! I enjoyed being soaked while running home, made me feel alive :)



The quiz below is excellent.

The first question made me laugh lots because the last option of the first question sounds just like my good friend Alex Tea's normal speaking pattern!

Secondly has a question to which you could answer ; I'll fuck anything that moves. Animals, people, trees, I don't care.

Finally I could answer honestly fantasy adventure stories involving orcs, dwarfs and goblins interest me most.

Heeheehee!

My life has been rated:
See what your rating is!

(Is it wrong that I feel I have let people down by NOT getting the worst rating?!!)

Under pressure to blog

Lara is pressurising me to blog today. I wanted to wait until I had piccies of my all new hair but she is SO demanding! Thank God I don't have a cock or she'd probably have pressured me into nobbing her and then would make me her boyfriend through manipulation and guilt trips!

Hmmm, Lara as a girlfriend. There's a whole black comedy/porn movie/tragedy/farce movie script in there somewhere

;)

Hmm, porn. Would I do it? Yes if I could pick the set up, lighting, camera angles and the boys I was to copulate with. Especially if I got paid LOTS of money. My porn name would be Raven Boffer.

Today Oli (he of past Dr Who scarves faux pas and ungentlemanly conduct - check the archives) called to ask me for guest list to White Heat.

Yeah. Right.

Why the fuck does he think he deserves guestlist? Certainly not for the two or three romps we shared, (I can't remember they were fairly unremarkable), the total of all being UNDER ten minutes?!!! Another example to add to my "Boys with big knobs think they don't have to make any effort theory."

Actually that little rant makes him sound worse than he was. (I didn't know how bad any of them all were to be honest until Mark came along and blew them all away with a 3 hour, ball-breaking*, Oscar winning performance.)

But I digress - Re Oli : I still don't understand what he thinks our "relationship" is though and why he thinks he can tap me for guest list places. For one he doesn't act like a friend and two, re: the ungentlemanly bit - that's not a nice thing to do is it?

Anyhoo that is my update for today - and you can thank Lara for its complete randomness!

White Heat tonight!

love Raven Boffer xxx

*quite literally!

PS Prizes for whoever guesses the setup and porn partners I'd chose!