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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Tonight I settled down to go virtual shopping with Fong (we were showing each other eBay items) and suddenly she was like "someone has hacked into my email".

And while we were conversing and panicking this same person THEN hacked her eBay and started putting up dodgy stuff to sell. What a fucking nightmare HORRIBLE thing to happen. She left me alone to go and sort shit out and I was left wandering the web, and then started wondering....

What does Jerry Springer think of "Jerry Springer the Opera". I really want to know this but how can you look THAT up in Google?

Gordon Ramsey - I bet he'd be a wonderful fuck. He gets so ANGRY and passionate on the TV and is such a perfectionist. Also he is wonderfully self possessed and confident. Also, every time I see him on TV he's taking his top off. A man who is not abashed of showing flesh. That's something I am into. This is a disadvantage for Tristan who has now seen Mark naked twice, once frontal and once an arse shot.



EDIT You wont believe this but the guy that got into Fong's email deleted all her mail and then sent her this email. Hey, I am a scammer please leave me alone 5-6 hours.I will scam some peopels and after i will give you some cash money.What do you think? There are some real scummy bastards out there. :(





It is the 26th May 2004 today, and I wrote last year "In vino veritas" I think I got that wrong, maybe it should have been "in VINUM veritas"? I really DONT know enough educated people. *sigh*

Anyway, here is my discourse of In vino veritas or In vinum veritas (whichever is correct).

Miller, the boy who was explaining the saying to me was saying it meant that when you were drunk you were more likely to tell the truth about how you really felt. Having ruminated this and dissecting it in my brain I think the saying is only half right.

When you're well pissed and on the pull then you become a slippery snake of lies and false flattering, "You're SO amazing" "I could tell there was something between us" "You are the most beautiful person I have ever met" etc etc. So clearly at this point you're being as honest as as Bill Clinton in front of a grand jury.

Where the truth part comes in is when you say "Listen, I really wanna fuck!" Because you do - at that actual moment in time and reality, when your heart is beating and your body is pining for pleasure. BUT is it a TRUE feeling?

The next day do you wake up and think "Oh God no! How could I do that?" If so then you haven't been true to yourself at all. And all the vino/vinum/vodka whatever did to you was get you fucked up and drunk and made you drop your pants.

And here the lecture endeth, please collect a hand out sheet on the way out, you WILL be tested on this in your final exams.

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