Last night I was in fits of laughter watching late night Live Big Brother, cos Becki and Nadia were stalking around in the bedroom spanking the boys on the bum with slippers!

Ahmed got hold of Becki and was pretending to hump her which had me cringing and laughing at the same time, but the most SURREAL moment was when Nadia was spanking Jason, and she was acting the schoolteacher saying "You've been a VERY naughty boy, haven't you?" etc etc and then she said "You got caught wearing mummies makeup didn't you?" whilst delivering some sharp spanks. I was thinking Christ that's a bit close to home isn't it love?!

This is what Hollyoaks Late should have provided, some proper hanky panky, not the cringeworthy caper "storyline" and as for the rich, "handsome" bloke that suddenly took a fancy to whinging, moany chambermaid Lisa, don't make me laugh! I nearly spewed during the "sex" scene.

Pah, should have just downloaded some porn.

The Bear is on tour so the Ashton Vs Vernon video will be getting an airing tonight.

Last night I went for a yummy Korean meal with all my friends from Lush and Lauren and Alex Tea and Tristan and Sean joined us.

Tonight I'm off to do a psychological mood induction experiment, then home for pasta and a Big Brother fest :)

I have had A&R enquiries for both Snow White and Antihero lately. Looks like the labels are whetting their knives and looking out for the next big thing again. I am looking forward to the Trachenburg Family this Saturday night at the Buffalo Bar, a mum, dad and little girl who buy slides from car boot sales, make up songs about the slides and perform them at gigs. Dynamite :)

This Saturday I did some modelling for C X London which I am looking forward to seeing the results of.

Mark's off on tour with The Vaults this week and for most of the month, so feel free to avail yourselves of my free time.

I have two psych experiments to do this week, one is a mood induction experiment, and one is run by Dr Anne RICHARDS, B.Sc., Ph.D. who is a bit of a ledge by all accounts! Ooo, the circles I am moving in.

Tonight it's Salsa lessons with Tristan again, I'm looking forward to being a bit better this time :)